I know it is not right to laugh at other people's short coming, but this is really funny and I apologize for any disrespect to anyone in advance, it is only meant to give a good laugh.
Subject: Announcement on board a China Airline
Hi, enjoy reading the following....
[Pre-takeoff Announcement on a China Southern Airlines Flight]
This is a true account of what was heard on a recent flight from Shenzhen to Qingtao by China Southern Airlines:
> "Good afternoon, Ladies and the German. This is your cheap purser Wang
> Lui speaking. On behalf of China Sudden Airlines, I would like to
> welcome you on board our Bowling 737 from Shenzhen to Qingtao. Members
> of my crew speak Chinese and other languages that you do not know. It is
> a great pressure serving you to-die. Should you need any resistance
> during the fright, peace do pest the call button. I and my gals are
> available to make you feel comfortable. Meanwhile, the airkwaft is
> going to fry. Peace sit upright and keep you belt tightly fastened until
> dinner is served at five dirty p.m.Hope you would enjoy your fright
> with us. Funk kill."
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